Incase you are not from snist and want to reamain sane then stop it right here... read no further.
Firstly lets kick start this with back to back quotes from our math maam (madhavi):
"no males no females,yourl are boys and girls" actually she was promoting gender equality but ended up creating 2 new genders.
"kashis alar equajen......." she probably meant caushys euler equation.
"dont think narrowness andi thats in the mind" i guess she meant we were narrowminded.
"you should by tried to homework andi" better do your homework next time
"infinity means so much of infinite" comeon guys i am not god to understand everything she tells.
"unless and untill you dont know the theorem you cannot get marks in the exam" actually i have spent 2 hours thinking daily for the past 2 years to get some remote sense out of this sentence.
"treat you all are as friends" this i guess was totally ridiculous and unnecessary.
"dont be over confidence andi" not sure what she meant.but i guess i know the logic.if an average person takes 5 minutes to solve a math puzzle and i take 10 minutes more then i have to be above average for sure.
"today once only i will tell so that you cannot understand anything" i guess she achieved what she wanted.now i dont understand why i came to snist in the first place.
Ok so wasnt that fun??? now lets switch over to ITNM maam (kavitha):
here i refrain myself to just giving the quotes as "ITNM is self explanatory" lolz
"and the maximum if at all we can that is"
"is that is what is"
"it is nothing but theee"
"when we can use the multimedia is nothing but the operating system"
"so where the buttons are provided are the buttons" this one deserves a comment!! lolz
"windows is nothing but running a window"
"giving the language....the called the english"
"that is nothing but, what it is?"
"what is nothing but theee..."
thats about i could find after searching all my previous year books.incase i find a few more itnm and math quotes then i guess you know where you will find them next....;)
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
the "feel" of the college
you've gotten a 'taste' of snist.
but to get the "feel" of our beloved college, "you must go into deeper depths"
...as my wonderful, semi-retired ( retired in mind only),
senile, old, spewing, radio-antenna toting
computer organization lecturer used to say just before he embarked on one of his daily 7 and a half minute treks to the bathroom...
seven and a half...???
...(for us- in his words
" 5 minutes 10 seconds for copying down the contents of the present slide, 2 minutes 20 seconds for your break...GO!!!)
...and for him-in my words
" 2 minutes 40 seconds for the gruelling 200 yard walk to the toilet,
1 minute 5 seconds for him to figure out why he was in the bathroom once he gets there, 32.5 seconds for him to empty his bladder,
22.5 seconds for wondering how the zipper on his pants works
(one of the all time greatest mysteries of mankind as we know it ;) )
2 mins 20 seconds for the gruelling 200 yard walk back to the classroom from the toilet(i figured he walks a bit faster with an empty bladder!)
so, that should hopefully give you a "feel" of the amazing, overhyped education system my lovely college has on offer!
can't say we didn't have our share of laughs, though!!!
but to get the "feel" of our beloved college, "you must go into deeper depths"
...as my wonderful, semi-retired ( retired in mind only),
senile, old, spewing, radio-antenna toting
computer organization lecturer used to say just before he embarked on one of his daily 7 and a half minute treks to the bathroom...
seven and a half...???
...(for us- in his words
" 5 minutes 10 seconds for copying down the contents of the present slide, 2 minutes 20 seconds for your break...GO!!!)
...and for him-in my words
" 2 minutes 40 seconds for the gruelling 200 yard walk to the toilet,
1 minute 5 seconds for him to figure out why he was in the bathroom once he gets there, 32.5 seconds for him to empty his bladder,
22.5 seconds for wondering how the zipper on his pants works
(one of the all time greatest mysteries of mankind as we know it ;) )
2 mins 20 seconds for the gruelling 200 yard walk back to the classroom from the toilet(i figured he walks a bit faster with an empty bladder!)
so, that should hopefully give you a "feel" of the amazing, overhyped education system my lovely college has on offer!
can't say we didn't have our share of laughs, though!!!
Sunday, July 24, 2005
whats snist03??
snist stands for sreenidhi insititute of science and technology
and 03 is the year when i joined the college to study computer science[ofcourse i ended up doing everything but that]
and 03 is the year when i joined the college to study computer science[ofcourse i ended up doing everything but that]
so whats different about snist??
other than me nothing!! lolz.
but to tell the truth....its the people there.you get to meet all kinds of people...from morons to the so called scientists.no i am not just talking about my fellow friends,but even those enlightened souls who enter the classroom with a chalk and a 'i hate you all attitude' .
apart from this we have a basket ball court ...probably one of its kind in the universe.....we call it mud court in summer and bull shit during monsoon.we also have a foot ball field whose shape is under research.we also ocassionally get to have tt tables which vanish into thin air till we complain again.there is also a cricket pitch on the foot ball field which happens to be the outcome of snist brilliance and a mixup between some clay vendor and cement vendor.
leaving sports aside,we have a central library about which i wont comment since i dont know much about it.but according to legend,the library has huge rows of seemingly useful books,and u can find anything but what you want there.we also have many computer labs having lots of computers.they seem superb till you actually on them.in fact the first thing you will learn after coming to snist is how to quckly and efficiently press alt-ctrl-delete.even if you manage to get a proper computer...wait...dont celebrate...dont declare that you are giving a party to everyone on sunday....first check if the mouse works.thats our comp lab.
i guess by now you are familiar with snist and how its different from the rest!!
but to tell the truth....its the people there.you get to meet all kinds of people...from morons to the so called scientists.no i am not just talking about my fellow friends,but even those enlightened souls who enter the classroom with a chalk and a 'i hate you all attitude' .
apart from this we have a basket ball court ...probably one of its kind in the universe.....we call it mud court in summer and bull shit during monsoon.we also have a foot ball field whose shape is under research.we also ocassionally get to have tt tables which vanish into thin air till we complain again.there is also a cricket pitch on the foot ball field which happens to be the outcome of snist brilliance and a mixup between some clay vendor and cement vendor.
leaving sports aside,we have a central library about which i wont comment since i dont know much about it.but according to legend,the library has huge rows of seemingly useful books,and u can find anything but what you want there.we also have many computer labs having lots of computers.they seem superb till you actually on them.in fact the first thing you will learn after coming to snist is how to quckly and efficiently press alt-ctrl-delete.even if you manage to get a proper computer...wait...dont celebrate...dont declare that you are giving a party to everyone on sunday....first check if the mouse works.thats our comp lab.
i guess by now you are familiar with snist and how its different from the rest!!
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