the "feel" of the college

you've gotten a 'taste' of snist.

but to get the "feel" of our beloved college, "you must go into deeper depths"
...as my wonderful, semi-retired ( retired in mind only),
senile, old, spewing, radio-antenna toting
computer organization lecturer used to say just before he embarked on one of his daily 7 and a half minute treks to the bathroom...
seven and a half...???
...(for us- in his words
" 5 minutes 10 seconds for copying down the contents of the present slide, 2 minutes 20 seconds for your break...GO!!!)
...and for him-in my words
" 2 minutes 40 seconds for the gruelling 200 yard walk to the toilet,
1 minute 5 seconds for him to figure out why he was in the bathroom once he gets there, 32.5 seconds for him to empty his bladder,
22.5 seconds for wondering how the zipper on his pants works
(one of the all time greatest mysteries of mankind as we know it ;) )
2 mins 20 seconds for the gruelling 200 yard walk back to the classroom from the toilet(i figured he walks a bit faster with an empty bladder!)

so, that should hopefully give you a "feel" of the amazing, overhyped education system my lovely college has on offer!

can't say we didn't have our share of laughs, though!!!