Morpheus el Morono!!

I dont know what the title means in spanish, I but hope it retains the meaning.

Ok...now coming to the Morpheus saga.
It went this way...
I as usual was looking straight and sleeping, when suddenly i heard laughter everywhere and felt my back semi wet (yes, I was the poor guy sitting in front of zaphod and hijake when they suddenly decided laughing was more important than swallowing).
Later I came to know the 2 sentences (making the disturbs & 3rd yr standard) and thanked God that I was sitting in the second last bench.

While I was still trying to figure where sir vanished, he came back ....this time with Morpheus.
I was still sleepy then and didnt understand why everyone were standing and telling their name followed by some random number. Then came my turn, I too stood up, told my name and stood there like a fool. I couldnt decide what number to tell, my birth date,my roll number or my lucky number. But that wasnt necessary as Morpheus made things easy. He first asked DC(the prof with the funny language) if I spoke in class. DC said no (I didnt know what was going on). Then he looked at me and said, that face wont speak (or something similar..me thinking ...what the.....does he know that I was dozing?) Even before I could completly think, he said "you should be getting around 70's" (my mind was going in all the possible directions). I decided to say yes. He asked how much. I made a random guess of 73 trying to act like a saint. He said "Good sit down."
(I sat down...still thinking what on earth was going on!)

The rest, as the say, is history.