the college with trenches

Not too long ago....me,murt,the beast and zaphod decided that college was too boring that day (besides the other 364 days ;) ), and decided to escape.We decided to take a path through the fields, behind the canteen.Zaphod was our scout and we tried to keep up.we were going along a path which people probably used(thats what i hoped).But after some time the tracks disappeared, and we seemed stuck(murt thought this was cooool).But thanks to the brilliance of zaphod, we found a path.He went first,and we followed.

Soon i discovered that we were almost walking on quick sand(or rather wet mud which looked like a pile load of shit ).Suddenly i realised that i was walking with one sandal on,and later fished out the other sandal from the mud.Meanwhile murt discovered his true weight,he was in mud almost knee deep.The beast succeded in both losing his chappal and going knee deep in mud.Zaphod was telling shit.shit.shit... all along.
Miraculosly we reached firmer ground and our escape was complete!!!

But then, i guess some learned souls saw us escape and didnt want us to do it again, and thats when the fortification started.trenches and barricades began to appear randomly everywhere, and at one point of time we had to come with hiking gear just to enter the buildings.Our entire campus was turned into a huge dumping site and looked like a home for dinosaur sized moles.Our beloved football ground(where people for some reason always played only on one side) became a huge, messed up, mud maze.now even the marines want training in our college.
But inspite of all these hurdles we still manage to sneak out of college!!!!!because...where there is a will, there is a way(or rather...where there is no guard, there is a way :p)