Incase you are not from snist and want to reamain sane then stop it right here... read no further.
Firstly lets kick start this with back to back quotes from our math maam (madhavi):
"no males no females,yourl are boys and girls" actually she was promoting gender equality but ended up creating 2 new genders.
"kashis alar equajen......." she probably meant caushys euler equation.
"dont think narrowness andi thats in the mind" i guess she meant we were narrowminded.
"you should by tried to homework andi" better do your homework next time
"infinity means so much of infinite" comeon guys i am not god to understand everything she tells.
"unless and untill you dont know the theorem you cannot get marks in the exam" actually i have spent 2 hours thinking daily for the past 2 years to get some remote sense out of this sentence.
"treat you all are as friends" this i guess was totally ridiculous and unnecessary.
"dont be over confidence andi" not sure what she meant.but i guess i know the logic.if an average person takes 5 minutes to solve a math puzzle and i take 10 minutes more then i have to be above average for sure.
"today once only i will tell so that you cannot understand anything" i guess she achieved what she wanted.now i dont understand why i came to snist in the first place.
Ok so wasnt that fun??? now lets switch over to ITNM maam (kavitha):
here i refrain myself to just giving the quotes as "ITNM is self explanatory" lolz
"and the maximum if at all we can that is"
"is that is what is"
"it is nothing but theee"
"when we can use the multimedia is nothing but the operating system"
"so where the buttons are provided are the buttons" this one deserves a comment!! lolz
"windows is nothing but running a window"
"giving the language....the called the english"
"that is nothing but, what it is?"
"what is nothing but theee..."
thats about i could find after searching all my previous year books.incase i find a few more itnm and math quotes then i guess you know where you will find them next....;)
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tttttttttttooooooooooo ggggggggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddd!
hey i have just seen ur blog
toooo gud
do you know Mr.Konda Reddy?He was the best in my Engg. days(btw I'm your senior)....U can write about him if he teaches you people by any chance...
Gr8 work again....keep goin guys!!
we call him kondankuuuuuul
Hey .. happened to see snist's ad on youtube .. got the link of ur blog from there .. read almost all ur posts .. good work, I must say .. I am sure any current/past snistian would say that .. ;) .. needless to say, I am a snistian n ur senior ..
If I were to write a blog on class schedule at snist .. it would'nt have been any different .. finishing off lunch in second hour, total tp during lunch time .. post lunch - music (I think cell phones got much better these days .. we used to have nokia(with radio) n used play it on speaker(ofcourse, during a lecture) )
I would like to add one to ur quotes .. well, it can't be called a quote .. whatever u call it ..
thr was this lecturer who taught us signals n systems and IC (btw, I was in ECE :D) .. as usual, someone was talking or something during the lecuture and he got really pissed off .. he stopped the lecture and started telling us how he "CLAPPED" a student(you heard it right! .. spell check not required :D ) when he was teaching in another college .. "he clapped a student ??!!..now, what would that mean?? .. " ( I thght I heard it wrong) .. but he repeated that statement for abt 5 times n said he would not mind "CLAPPING" someone even at snist ..
.. ooph!! (guess, u got it .. he used "CLAP" for "SLAP" n repeated that statement for about 5 times :o)
Good luck ppl, I am sure you ll never again experience anything closer to snist .. (my experience at snist, I would say, was ok .. not too bad n not really good .. from your posts, its clearly evident that you will definitely strangle the person who would say his/her exp at snist was even closer to being ok .. but you have atleast something to laugh at for years .. )
P.S:I hope you found someone to continue this blog ;) .. I ll add it to my bookmark :) ..
P.P.S: Is Raju sir still around ? he used to teach us MEPA( managerial economics and principles of accountancy .. hope I got it right .. ) .. classic lectures, total fun .. well, nothing to do with the course though ..
-madhav
thanks madhav
and yaa
we'll never again experience anything closer to snist
"dont be over confidence andi"
i stood up to hear that :O
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