I take the bull by its horns

Yep, thats what our Head of the Department spat today!

Apparently he was so stoned that he thought i was a bull and that i had three horns..yeah..not two but Three!

Not gettin it?..heres what happened:

It was the usual day in college and me n zaphod were havin the usual fun in the last row. Before u ask, no, Haze wasnt there. He was lost somewhere in the front benchers looking at the prof with the same intensity that any normal guy wud look at a stripper with. I am pretty sure he wasnt listening to anything but he sure gave an impression that he was (he usually notes down the funny quotes made by the profs).

Ok..back to the topic...so there we were..having fun...when the prof says the following two things which might end up in the list of the 'funny things ever said by a prof at SNIST'. Not kiddin folks..there really is such a list!

So he says:

1) Why are you making the disturbs?
2) Atleast you are in 3rd yr standard (refer to 'the guide to the twisted language for dummies' for the meaning)

What could we poor souls do after listening to stuff like that, other than burst out laughing and throwing all the pasta that we were slurping, onto the shirt of the guy we were hiding behind.

So, in this mayhem, the prof mysteriously vanished and reappeared with none other than Morpheus (thats the HOD).

Morpheus comes in, makes a big scene of removing his ray-bans and looks at the whole class with the same intensity that any perv wud at a room full of strippers.

Next he makes us standup and makes us announce our names and percentages. When my turn comes and i tell him whatever he wanted to hear ( i think it turns him on..whatever).

Morpheus: So? U think u got horns?
Me: Last time i checked i dint, u drunk!
Morpheus: U think u r some sort of bull? U know how i handle bulls?
Me: Wow, not only are u drunk, u r psychic too! How the hell did u know that i am a Taurean?
Morpheus: U know, i take any bull and all bulls by their horns.
Me: For chrissake i dont have horns!
Morpheus: All three horns!
*whoooooosh* thats the sound of the girl next row spitting out the water she was drinking!
Me: WTF!!
Morpheus: So, do u want me to do handle u by ur horns?
Me: ermmm...Just the ones that are supposed to be on my head please.

He orders me to sit down and stares at me in the same way that a .... *figure it out*

Next up is Zaphod.. I will leave it to him to retell his experience!