the usual college week

It's been an astonishing week.
monday was our usual weekly test...
the one that is supposed to ruin our weekend, but fails miserably to do so in my case.
anyway, with minimal preparation, i landed up in college on monday, managing to reach the exam hall about 30 seconds before the exam started.
The exam went off normally...normally for me, that is...which means that the only thing I was sure of was my name and my roll number.
I'll probably scrape through in one of the two tests, because of some blatant copying, instigated by me, of course, with maddy...

It was all downhill from there on...
morpheus came over to class,
some absolute crap happened...

he asked for everyone's names, and told them that their marks will make their respective cv's look like toilet paper (i'm not kidding...he really did say that!)
That particular trip of his to our class was on the request of the DC lecturer...the guy who doesn't know anything.

After that was the turn of our Artificial Intelligence lecturer...the female, mostly pregnant, who also, doesn't know anything...

She was also not able to control the class, and therefore called morpheus...and, since she knows only two names, in class, mine and invisible man's, she complained about the two of us..
morpheus then proceeded to ask me to get up, which is when my finely toned acting skills came into play..i coughed like i had no tommorow.
and he decided to take it easy on me.

That was monday...i relate to garfield really well, in this respect, or, actually, in most respect...i'm a foodie, i'm lazy, i hate mondays, love dogs(hehe)

Tuesday was a normal day, even by my standards.
was shouted at by only one lecturer.
wasn't sent out of class even once(surprise, surprise)
fell asleep in the lab.

Wednesday, bunked college, went to apply for my passport with joshboy.
After a disasterous start, and a 3 hour trip from home to musheerabad to home to musheerabad, (i forgot my certificates!), we finally managed to get things done.
It turned out to be a pretty good day, in fact.

Thursday was boring...
it was so boring, it wasn't even funny (if it was funny, it wouldn't be boring, would it???....again, i'm not making too much sense now, am i???)

after monday's lecture by morpheus, we decided to just ignore our dc lecturer and see what would happen...

During the class, in one of my short gaps between naps when i look up to see if the bugger is going to take attendence soon or not, i noticed that a lot of people were asleep.
i then did a head count...out of fifty odd students in the class, at least twenty five were in deep sleep. The rest were languidly listening to equally languid talkers, the mood of the class was generally bored, and sleepy.

Our sir, of course was his usual deferential self...i think he doesn't care about what people do in his class as long as they don't make too much noise doing whatever it is they are doing...
the poor guy...you can't help but feel sorry for them once in a while, but, for some reason, the feeling never arises during any of his classes.

Friday was a good day, overall....
Our dc lecturer finally finished the first unit, the fact was lost amongst all of us, until, of course, he decided to proudly state it.
we, being good students who never let an opportunity to humiliate a lecturer pass, applauded him for all we were worth...

but, to give him credit, he took it rather well...on hindsight, i have a feeling he was just a wee bit too dense to realise that we were in fact, mocking him...the poor guy.

He actually even raised his hand in acknowledgment of all the applause.

He then proceeded to tell us a joke, in Hindi, about a sardar in a restaurant...it might have been well recieved if it was told to a slightly less boistorous audience, but then, we will never know...
we, of course, laughed at all the wrong places, and were totally silent, and waiting for the punch-line with bated breath as soon as he had delivered it...until, some guy(i think it was joshboy), decided to let us all know that the joke was over..."Joke ho gaya, be...hasso..hasso"..this was followed by 15 minutes of lung-racking, throat wrecking, laughter...while we all were recovering, and the classroom was full of people trying to get back their breaths, sir made a hasty exit without his usual long, winded attendence check.
Classes were followed by ieee.
i gave a talk which was pretty well recieved....at least, people didn't ask me weird doubts about what i was talking about.
as i said...friday was a good day.

that's one more week gone in semester with around 17 more...
lots of lectures, shoutings, threats from hod's, jokes from lecturers(hopefully, not too many..my lungs won't take too many more), get-out-of-class shouts, fun and general hulla-baloo in class, to come .


further bulletins as events warrant..!!!